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Toilet olympics
No, I have not become so obsessed with getting back into shape that I've
dotted the flat with hurdles.
It's just because the piece of wood that covers the threshold to the
bathroom has just been put down and we must not step on it for a while.
As this was the very last bit of the flat that needed redoing, I intend
taking a pair of scissors with me for a grand opening the next time I go for
a poo.
