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Monthly archive: September 2007

flume

Sunday 30 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

A narrow gorge, usually with a stream flowing through it.

An open artificial channel or chute carrying a stream of water, as for furnishing power or conveying logs.

A very small swimming pool designed with a propeller or pump to generate a current, allowing a swimmer to swim in place.

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7 things I did not know last week

Saturday 29 September 2007 / 7 things / 4 comments

A week on a calendar

  1. Stephen Hawking is 65 (I would have thought he was in his early fifties).
  2. In Canada, informal hockey games are still called shinny (from shinty, a team sport played with sticks and a ball, now played almost exclusively in the Highlands of Scotland).
  3. YouTube videos can now be forwarded without buffering. You used to need to wait, now you can click at any point in the timeline and only the portion starting from that point will be buffered. It wasn't always like that, was it?
  4. In 2000 The Russian Orthodox Church bestowed sainthood on the last tsar, Nicholas II, and his family, shot dead by the Bolsheviks in 1918.
  5. My host 34sp. com has a dedicated WordPress hosting package, with a free installer and specialised support. It proved invaluable this week to provide help with the awesome 2.3 upgrade (the brilliant new database interface functionalities needed a couple of tweaks in permissions and configurations).
  6. The higher testicle is usually the one the male writes with (Popbitch via bob's yer uncle). Only in my case it is not, but it might be because although I use my right hand with precision work, I perform heavy duty activities with my definitely stronger left arm.
  7. Firefox does not understand Colgroup. It seems to be one of the very few instances where Explorer follows the standard, and Mozilla-based browsers don't.

mudroom

Saturday 29 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

A small room or entryway in a house where wet or muddy footwear and clothing can be removed.

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bint

Friday 28 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

A woman or girl (chiefly British and offensive).

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A little less death and illness would be nice, thanks

Thursday 27 September 2007 / personal / Comments Off

The father of a friend of mine is dying of lung cancer.

He was always bursting with energy, one of those people who can possibly get on your nerves because they keep you constantly on your toes, but who leave an indelible mark with their humour (and the way they cook fish).

He was the incredibly strong centre of the family. He organised everything, took care of everything, did everything, and this is why his wife and children now feel completely lost. He got much worse yesterday and was taken to hospital. They told me that they are simply waiting for it to happen now.

My friend is trying to be strong and put up a brave face, but I can't help wondering how she feels. She lost a very young aunt (whom she adored) when she was little. Her own mother survived breast cancer a few years ago, and now her dad is going.

It looks unlikely that I will see my friend when I am in Italy this weekend: I want and need to give my mother, who is just out of hospital after surgery, my undivided attention. But I wish I could hug my friend very tight, and let her know that I am there, even if words fail me.

The mobile web sucks: discuss

Thursday 27 September 2007 / rants, technology / Comments Off

Electronic circuits

Five Reasons Why Web 2.0 People Need to Shut The F**k Up about the Mobile Web,

in reply to

Five Reasons Why The Mobile Web Sucks.

I totally agree with the content (but perhaps not the tone) of the top article. I consume cartloads of mobile content every day (on T-Mobile "unlimited – as long as you do not go over 1GB of content per month in which case we might let you know you're pushing it a bit" tariff). So it does not have all the bells and whistles of the full desktop broadband experience. Get over it.

Did painfully slow 28k modems stop the Internet from developing into what it is today? Did the fact that if you stayed connected for hours nobody could call you (and your phone bill made your parents have a fit) prevent you from finding information and connecting with people. Thankfully not.

Of course, this is only my personal opinion and it is based on how I use the web. Some folks believe that in the halcyon years of yore people knew how to relate to each other in person and oh wasn't it brilliant to find a hand-written letter from a friend waiting for you on your doorstep. Well, I'll take my avalanche of emails and text messages and Facebook pokes and Twitter updates any day over one letter per month (if you were lucky). But again, that's just me and what makes me buzz.

quagmire

Thursday 27 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

Land with a soft muddy surface. A difficult or precarious situation; a predicament.

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Our flat has been clean for over a week

Wednesday 26 September 2007 / personal / Comments Off

By Jove I think I've cracked it!

Last week I wrote about planning to clean a bit every day. Ten minutes every day, to be precise.

So:

  • on Monday night I cleaned the kitchen
  • on Tuesday night I dusted everywhere
  • on Wednesday night I cleaned the bathroom
  • on Thursday I cleaned our desks in the office
  • on Friday I mopped kitchen and bathroom floors
  • on Saturday we were away
  • on Sunday we were away
  • on Monday I went out
  • but on Tuesday I hoovered, dusted and cleaned the kitchen
  • and tonight I cleaned the bathroom

The flat was never totally gleaming clean on any single day, but on average it was on the whole cleaner than it has been in months.

Of course, to start with I had to accept the fact that even when fractioned, I would have to spend approximately five hours per month cleaning. If you are not prepared to do so, get a cleaner.

The last issue of David Hoyle's Magazine

Wednesday 26 September 2007 / gay, personal / 6 comments

I overcome (but only slightly) my laziness to paste an email Dr B. sent to his friends yesterday to comment on the last issue of David Hoyle's Magazine that we went to see on Monday night:

Well that was fun. For those that missed it David Hoyle was back on form last night – we had the return of one of the guys from Crime and Punishment with his partner and their new baby followed by a 70 year old reformed alcoholic and ex tramp. He had a very interedting story to tell and importantly this time David shut up and let him speak. He was also quite witty. All in all it was the best one I've seen. He is next on at the RVT on the friday before worlds aids day with a show about unprotected sex and gay life in generally entitled something like 'the worlds largest suicide sect'

TTFN

S

plod

Wednesday 26 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

To move or walk heavily or laboriously; trudge. To work or act perseveringly or monotonously; drudge.

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bumptious

Tuesday 25 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

Crudely or loudly assertive; pushy. Self-important, conceited.

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My week on the web

Monday 24 September 2007 / links / Comments Off

Web browsers icons

Here are the websites I bookmarked into my del.icio.us account over the past seven days:

  • SilverStripe – Open Source CMS / Framework
    Simple. Flexible. Scalable. Fast. Standards Compliant. Modular. Template Freedom. Open source. Cross platform. Easy to install.
  • The XP alternative for Vista PCs
    'While Microsoft is still pushing Vista hard, the company is quietly allowing PC makers to offer a "downgrade" option to buyers that get machines with the new operating system but want to switch to Windows XP.'
  • How to clean your home in 19 minutes
    Fabulous – I thought, as I clicked through, only to realise that they meant '19 minutes A DAY'! Two hours and thirteen minutes every single bloody week. I think I'll start naming our dust bunnies instead, they are family now.
  • How to make a vertical, ergonomic keyboard
    The tie-fighter keyboard allows you type in a neutral, handshake position with your arms and shoulders supporting your hands. Very interesting concept, must see, hard to explain.
  • DailyLit: Read books by email and RSS.
    'DailyLit brings books [...] in convenient small messages that take less than 5 minutes to read. This works incredibly well not just on your computer but also on a Treo, Blackberry, Sidekick or whatever the PDA of your choice.' Email or RSS

bolster

Monday 24 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

To keep from yielding or failing during stress or difficulty: buoy (up), prop, support.

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kvetch

Sunday 23 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

To complain persistently and whiningly. A chronic, whining complainer.A nagging complaint.

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condign

Saturday 22 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

Deserved; adequate.

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A nutrition experiment that failed miserably

Friday 21 September 2007 / food and drink, health and fitness, personal / 1 comment

I have already written about how two days into my holiday my mobile phone reset itself and all data was wiped out.

I saw this as a sign to let go and try not to make a note of absolutely everything, and also told myself that I might not need to keep a food diary any longer. It's been years since I was overweight and surely I can now listen to my body and stop eating when I'm full, right?

Right my (huge again) arse! I have put on almost a stone in a month. If memory serves me right, it will take me twice as long to get rid of it (and it gets harder and harder as I get older). I know from experience that it is going to be a pain, with privations and sacrifices – and this is exactly why I had been keeping a food diary for years, so I could monitor my weight and take action immediately if the scales showed their unhappy face in the morning.

I had a previously planned dinner out tonight (absolutely delicious, I've got very talented friends who can do wonders with vegetables), and a previously planned weekend away visiting friends tomorrow and Sunday. And then it's probably going to be nil by mouth until Christmas.

coxcomb

Friday 21 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

A conceited dandy; a fop.

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Overheard on Studio 60

Thursday 20 September 2007 / tv / Comments Off

Wilson White to Jordan McDeere on last week's (terrestrial UK) episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip:

Content may be king, but distribution pays the king's mortgage.

purblind

Thursday 20 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

Having poor vision; nearly or partly blind. Slow in understanding or discernment; dull.

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How I wish my life was as simple as this

Wednesday 19 September 2007 / personal / Comments Off


IMG_1264.jpg, originally uploaded by astrx.

If you've been paying attention, you'll have noticed that lately I've been enjoying getting rid of things.

What you see in this picture from Flickr is for me (at the moment at least) unconceivable. I wish these were my belongings but they are not. The're all Elliott owns after reducing his possessions to the very essentials. You can read more about The Rucksack Life's 'Visual Inventory of Everything I Own'.

But if I do try and imagine what it would feel like to only own such a small amount of essential things, my heart jumps up with joy, my lungs fill up with air, I imagine how much extra space we'd have in the flat and I feel like giddily hopping up and down.

Switching to clean-as-you-go

Wednesday 19 September 2007 / personal / 3 comments

Dr B. and I live in a medium-sized two-bedroom flat. And we never clean.

I like keeping it tidy, but do not like cleaning. He likes it being tidy, and does not like cleaning. But that might be stating the obvious, as who on earth likes cleaning?

Every so often I decide it is time to get a cleaner, and start decluttering so that the cleaner can clean easily. Then I realise that it would not take long to clean ourselves, do a good clean myself and I forget about it for another week, or two, or – ahem – five.

Last Saturday it was a case of one of those impromptu 'All back to ours' things. And the flat was absolutely filthy. On this particular occasion I did not mind too much because we were all coming from a memorial service for a friend who recently died, and we were all in need of companionship, a drink and some general silliness. So frankly I could not care less.

But then on Sunday, along with twenty-odd glasses, and wiping my PC from what looked like a poured vodka-cranberry (no harm done), I cleaned the whole flat in about seventy minutes. Alright, I timed it. And then I thought well, what if I cleaned 10 minutes a day every day? The flat would always be acceptably clean, instead of getting more and more filthy as weeks go by, and the task of cleaning it more and more daunting.

I did a bit of research and of course, plenty of other people had come to the same conclusion, among which my zen and simplicity guru:

Simple Systems: Clean Your House as You Go (with an added burst)

So on Monday night I cleaned the kitchen again (not much to do), last night I dusted everywhere and tonight I re-cleaned the bathroom. Very easy tasks, considering they had recently been cleaned, but each was performed in under 10 minutes.

Tomorrow night I'll clean and dust our desks, on Friday I'll mop the kitchen and bathroom floors and on Saturday I'll hoover. I'll put things away every day (but I'm used to do that anyway so no change there).

We'll see how this one goes. I'd do anything not to pay a stranger to rummage through my things.

wheedle

Wednesday 19 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

To persuade or attempt to persuade by flattery or guile; cajole. To obtain through the use of flattery or guile.

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duress

Tuesday 18 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

Constraint by threat; coercion illegally applied.

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My week on the web

Monday 17 September 2007 / links / 1 comment

Web browsers icons

Here are the websites I bookmarked into my del.icio.us account over the past seven days:

  • 50 Tips to Unclutter Your Blog
    'Blog clutter is the stuff your readers really don’t need, and it serves mainly to get in the way of your content and other vital information. Your content and important pages are the signal, and blog clutter is the noise.'
  • Mash
    Yahoo!'s new social network, currently in beta and by invitation-only. A consistent structural layout (like Facebook) with style customisation (like MySpace).
  • Last.fm Audio Fingerprinting beta application
    The future: a free API that lets you grab clean metadata based on an audio fingerprint. For now, it sends fingerprint data to bootstrap the moderation system. This doesn’t change any MP3 files on your computer.
  • Create JPEGs automatically with SVG
    'Scalable Vector Graphics (SVG) is an image format [...] based on XML, you can generate images through stylesheets and other XML scripts [...] In this tip, I'll show you how to use SVG to generate images automatically, such as from statistical data.'
  • LastGraph
    'web-based system for making pretty wavegraphs of your Last.fm musical profile. The charts have time along the horizontal axis, and number of plays on the vertical; think of it as sort of a stacked line graph, but centered, smoothed, and generally nicer.'
  • Kosinski will program Disney's 'Tron' sequel
  • 'Commercial director Joseph Kosinski is in final negotiations to develop and direct "Tron," described as "the next chapter" of Disney's 1982 cult classic.'

gimcrack

Monday 17 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

Noun: a cheap and showy object of little or no use; a gewgaw. Adj.: cheap and tasteless; gaudy.

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comport

Sunday 16 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

To conduct or behave (oneself) in a particular manner

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7 things I did not know last week

Saturday 15 September 2007 / 7 things / Comments Off

A week on a calendar

  1. The Toblerone logo has a 'hidden' image of a bear (via Gordon).
  2. The word seersucker 'originates from the Hindi words "shir shakkar," meaning "milk and sugar", probably from the resemblance of its smooth and rough stripes to the smooth surface of milk and bumpy texture of sugar'.
  3. Ethiopia not only uses a different calendar (the year 2000 started this week), but unlike the convention in most countries, in Ethiopia the start of the day is dawn, rather than midnight.
  4. Mobile data tariffs are expensive in the USA: T-Mobile has just slashed their unlimited mobile data service from 30 to 20 dollars a month, while I only pay 7.50 pounds (around 15 dollars) a month for the same service with T-Mobile UK. Although to be fair, I have a fair use policy that limits my monthly access to 1GB, and I have not checked if the USA tariff is truly unlimited (but I'd be surprised if it was).
  5. You can use an analog watch as a compass. I'm surprised at how simple that is.
  6. Hitting the forward slash key while in Gmail positions the cursor in the search box. More Gmail shortcuts on a printable cheatsheet.
  7. Updating your Facebook status twice within the space of a few seconds only shows in your mini-feed. I can't find any evidence to link to, but just found it out while re-posting to correct a typo.

grumble

Saturday 15 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

To complain in a surly manner; mutter discontentedly. To rumble or growl.

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Even more of my data on the web

Friday 14 September 2007 / personal, technology / 1 comment

Electronic circuits

Two days into my holiday my mobile phone reset itself and was wiped out.

I back up all my contacts daily with my desktop and online once a month, so information was not lost and easily retrievable away from home.

However, my notes on how much I had spent so far, on what, and how to split that with Dr B. was gone forever.

I had been thinking for a while that now that I am not a nineteen-year-old student any longer, I could perhaps become a little bit less obsessive about logging my expenses. And so I decided to enjoy the rest of the holiday and spend away.

Once I returned home I continued not to log any cash expenses, and I was particularly proud of this great achievement.

Until yesterday morning, when I overheard the woman behind me in the queue at Tescos muttering 'I don't fu**ing believe it!' under her breath when I paid for a banana and a tin of tuna with my debit card. And I realised that I was doing it because I knew that Nationwide sends automatically each transaction to Microsoft Money, and I have trained Money to tag each transaction coming from Tescos with 'Groceries'.

So, well, same disorder really, but now managed electronically online.

doohickey

Friday 14 September 2007 / word of the day / Comments Off
An old dictionary

An unnamed gadget or trinket.

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