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British Sandwich Week 2007
We are in the middle of British Sandwich Week 2007.
Unfortunately, we are also in the middle of our 'ZOMFG we only have three weeks to squeeze back into last year's swimsuits' week. There's no way I'm buying a larger size. I mean, my trunks were loose last year!
I know a sandwich can be a very healthy and nutritious meal with little calories and low fat.
However, you will beg to differ too if you had ever witnessed me transform a 400g pack of sliced bread, one of cheese singles and ten slices of ham into five sandwiches with the same ease a professional dealer shuffles a deck of cards – and then make them disappear into thin air in a matter of seconds.
[stares dreamily into the distance]
Right, we were saying? Ah, yes: trunks, diet.
:-(