Not much into Nuts
I always happily give away any pretense of privacy and let people access my data for a quid or two.
It is therefore hardly surprising that I always, always use my Tesco ClubCard, even when I but a stick of chewing-gum at a gas station. Then, every three months Tesco points turn up on my doorstep as vouchers that give me money off on next purchases (1 penny for each pound spent, I think).
In return, I let Tesco know exactly how many sheets of toilet paper I use every time I wipe my butt. Seriously, this should give Tesco enough information to fire off some powerful algorithms to lure me into buying more stuff by presenting me with offers I cannot refuse.
However, I would recommend they add something that says
'IF > 75% of items purchased = skimmed low-fat fat free diet light extra-light super-light THEN do not send the chap a voucher that offers 100 extra points when you buy Nuts or Loaded magazine'.
'cause you see, T&A? Not much popular round here, no.
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