My new superhero power
Yesterday I wore a shirt to work.
It had short sleeves, and it was unbuttoned so I would not feel constricted, and of course, the sleeves were wrinkled, the collar was curling up, and the yoke looked like an ox had slept in it, because to me, you know, an iron is just that annoying thing I have to move out of the way to reach for the bread machine in the bottom-right kitchen cupboard. And every time Dr B. uses the iron, he sure does not look happy. So I stay away from it as much as I can.
Yesterday's shirt also had a front pocket, so I slipped my iPod in. As I walked home from work carrying two shopping bags, I noticed slight variations of volume and realised that with a bit of effort I could control it with my left nipple.
Maybe I can train it to skip and rate songs and make playlists.
Wednesday 18 April 2007 at 1:05 am
That's funny, my hero is a new pair of pants.