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Google stereotypes

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Flags of the BalticI have had a bit of fun asking Google, our modern oracle, to spit out the general consensus on four nationalities I know well.

Here is what I found in the first page of results:


"Icelanders are known for":

  • their hard work and hard partying
  • their hospitality, and when it comes to nightlife for their stamina
  • their hospitality
  • going crazy for New Things
  • building up mammoth trucks with giant wide wheels to stay on top of the snow
  • believing in ghosts, huldufolk and other creatures
  • their love of the outdoors
  • their warm hospitality

"Italians are known for":

  • liking <19012092092121112120910>" [sic] and stuff
  • using forks
  • mafia pizzas and mandolinos
  • their impeccable style and fashionable dress sense
  • many things: their great cuisines
  • their use of hand gestures during conversation
  • using forks
  • their great cooking and a love of food
  • their inherent style
  • using the most body language of all European nations

"The French are known for":

  • Good Whine And Cheese
  • their love of seafood
  • their joie de vivre
  • their direct eye contact
  • their sense of style
  • their fine cuisine
  • looking after themselves
  • guarding their culture jealously, though somewhat ineffectively

"The British are known for":

  • their eurosceptism and general ignorance towards anything beyond the English Channel
  • pragmatism in promoting their national interests
  • their twisted sense of humour and satirical nature
  • starting every other sentence with the words “I’m afraid…�?
  • lagging behind their Continental counterparts when it comes to learning foreign languages
  • "the stiff upper lip"
  • their dry wit
  • drinking tea
  • a propensity to understatement
  • their caustic, biting humor

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