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Monthly archive: August 2006

links for 2006-08-25

Friday 25 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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links for 2006-08-24

Thursday 24 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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The five quotes meme

Thursday 24 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

A car gear stick with gears numbered one to fiveI rarely pick up memes, not by choice, but simply because I am too slow, and by the time I have gathered my thoughts The Internet has moved on and I end up looking so last week.

However, the quotes meme I saw at kottke.org is just too easy to pass. All you have to do is select the first five quotes that represent you from this random selection.

My five are:

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.

Thomas H. Huxley (1825 – 1895)

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers (1879 – 1935)

Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!

J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1997

All things are difficult before they are easy.

Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 – 1734)

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Douglas Adams (1952 – 2001)

Control-F your mind

Wednesday 23 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

Surgical scissors
Flicking through the Guardian yesterday I noticed an article entitled 'Costa del surgery'. Apparently these days it is a doddle to get some cosmetic work done in Spain, with five-year nip-and-tuck bank loans and repayments from as little as sixty euro per month.

The graphics next to the article listed the prices of the most sought-after procedures: nose job, breast implants, eyelid lift and… raising the clitoris.

Raising the clitoris. Right. I wondered if that was the same thing as a metoidioplasty (or clitoral hood release). So my mind went Ctrl-F and was surprised and disappointed not to see the familiar Firefox search bar pop up somewhere at the bottom of my field of vision.

Man, I am spending way too much time online.

links for 2006-08-22

Tuesday 22 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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The girls are no more

Tuesday 22 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

MintyLast April and May, within under two months of each other, the three cats that were part of Dr B.'s family died. They were all between the age of fifteen and twenty as far as I can remember now – I'd ask Dr B. to confirm but he is still asleep.

Even though I only spent a few days around them, last weekend I kept expecting to see them. I cannot imagine what it is like for Dr B., who grew up with them around, or for his parents who took care of 'the girls' (as they were collectively known') all these years.

Minty was an affectionate three-legged three-coloured old lady (with stinky breath to match) who had developed incredibly strong front limbs to help her limp around after she lost a hind paw in an accident. She liked posing for the camera looking all cute like in the picture above.

PepperPepper was a grumpy black fluffball whose room I clearly was using when visiting Dr B.'s parents. She is pictured here checking herself out one last time in the wardrobe mirror before graciously leaving 'her' room to let me go to bed.

Willow was the 'baby' of the three. She was the most energetic of the lot, always running around too fast to stop for my camera. However, I was told she was showing signs of maturity too, compared to the veritable tornado she used to be.

The girls now rest in little caskets buried in the garden they used to roam. I am glad I had the chance to meet them.

links for 2006-08-21

Monday 21 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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links for 2006-08-20

Sunday 20 August 2006 / links / 1 comment

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My man flew a Cessna today

Saturday 19 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

A cessna airplaneLast April I gave Dr B. a flying lesson for his birthday. He booked it at an airfield near his parents, so we are now up in rural Staffordshire visiting them for the weekend and this morning we all drove to Tatenhill airfield.

I must admit that during the past few weeks I kept noticing stories of similar aircraft crashing and almost regretted having got him that as a present.

Then, the first plane he tried was a bit temperamental (it just would not start); once they finally got it going, the instructor realised the radio did not work.

Also, dark clouds were looming at the horizon and there was a chance for the flight to be cancelled.

But the second aircraft took off smoothly, and off they disappeared up in the sky behind the many clouds.

Dr B.'s dad was filming every plane that was landing – just in case – only to realise that none of them was his son's.

After about half an hour, he was back, looking pleased and proudly holding a certificate stating that today's flight can contribute to the number of hours required to obtain a pilot's licence.

Then we all went to the local Wing Wah restaurant – an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet, in an oddly un-Chinese venue that must have been a theatre beforehand.

We ate. Then ate some more until we got our customary headaches from too much fat.

Dr B. comes from a family of hearty eaters and I fit right in with them. After my first visit though, I always pack my 'fat jeans' to wear towards the end of the stay.

links for 2006-08-18

Friday 18 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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My first ever visit to a bookmaker's

Friday 18 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

A yellow dieI do not like betting.

I have no strong feeling against it, I simply do not enjoy putting money on chance. If you told me right now 'I bet you a millimillion pounds you have *NOT* got a weblog called Bitful' I'd probably would would not take you on, you know, on the off chance that unbeknownst to me my host has claimed ownership of all the domains it ever sold.

And yet, I have just placed a twenty pound online bet on 'Any other (excludes 12 original housemates)' to win Big Brother. Since Jennie does not stand a chance in hell, that means Aisleyne.

She irritates me enormously. But I hear she has dated Mike Tyson for a few weeks, and that is way cool.

Seriously, I have had this feeling all week that Aisleyne is going to do the impossible and snatch the prize from sure-winner-from-day-one Pete, and I have put my money where my mouth is.

Since my high moral standards were shattered anyway, I also played the Euromillions lottery (30 million pounds rollover today, anyone?). Earlier this week I dreamt that a friend of mine had won the lottery and her extatic mug was all over the country on huge billboards. I told her to play but I also placed some money on her recent birthday date and her age.

I am scarily turning into my mother, who would regularly dream of deceased relatives and play their birthdays and dates of death at the local grocer's (probably highly illegal) Lotto every week. She won an electric mixer once.

UPDATE #1: Aisleyne finished third. I suspect the rumours of her possibly victory that sparked a 24-hour betting frenzy were spread by bookmakers themselves. If that was the case, I fell right for it.

UPDATE #2: One of the numbers I played came out in the lottery draw. *One*. I needed five.

links for 2006-08-17

Thursday 17 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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5 tips for a hairless chest

Thursday 17 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

Torso of a statue
One of the friends who reads this blog keeps telling me to 'drop all that techie nonsense and dish some personal dirt instead'. So after looking at yesterday's half-baked and probably inaccurate review of Windows Live Writer I thought it is now time to update you on the status of my chest hair these days.

Fascinating reading, I know. So here we go. I have one word to say to you: spots.

Having learnt nothing from my previous experiments in chest hair modification, the other night I plucked it all out again. I am becoming quite handy with the old Silképil (infernal contraption with a row of rotating tweezers), and can now share some advice with you:

  1. listen to some very loud music with headphones: not hearing yourself scream with pain will make you go on and you'll be done sooner. If you play the same album every time you can also try and beat your personal time record (I can now finish off before the boring tracks on Confessions On A Dancefloor);
  2. if hair is very long, you may want to clip it first to reduce the useless pain from pulling-but-not-quite-removing hair;
  3. if you stretch the skin it'll hurt less; some people apply ice-packs or anesthetic creams to the same effect but I prefer having clean, dry skin to work on;
  4. use plenty of antiseptic cream immediately afterwards to reduce the possibility of spots, and keep applying after every shower for a couple of days;
  5. About halfway through, you willpower will inevitably abandon you and you will question your motivation for going through such an ordeal. Just remind yourself why you are doing it – you might prefer the hairless look, or want to check if underneath all that fur there is anything to show for the gruelling weights sessions you have been putting in at the gym lately.

links for 2006-08-16

Wednesday 16 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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Windows Live Writer (and Live Toolbar)

Wednesday 16 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

An old Remington typewriter
This post has been composed from a different interface than Movable Type.

After reading a surprisingly positive review of Windows Live Writer (written by someone who is not normally keen on Microsoft products, and found by following a link on #FF00AA), I have installed the beta version of this web authoring tool from Microsoft, and so far I am rather impressed.

First, a quick disclaimer: I never bothered to upgrade from version 2.64, so some of the features might be included in one of the upgrades that Movable Type released during the last two years).

What I'm loving in Windows Live Writer so far:

  • quick and very easy installation;
  • web layout mode: you view what you type exactly how it will be styled on the live page;
  • web preview mode: a local version of the live page, behaviours and all;
  • familiar MS Word text editing buttons;
  • clean-ish HTML code;
  • no need to upload images separately (I trust the specs, as I could not get the thing to publish – read below).

What I'm not too keen on but will keep exploring:

  • not easy to apply existing defined classes to objects; a contextual drop-down selection from the active stylesheet(s) would be useful;
  • the 'insert link' menu does not feature a field for the alt title text;
  • only the last item in bulleted lists has a closing </li> tag;
  • clicking on 'Updating weblog style…' creates a test web post that is published and has to be deleted manually;
  • publishing on the live server does not seem to work for me and I get this message: "blog server error: Server Error 1 Occurred – Invalid timestamp format". I have a hunch it has to be with MySQL and Microsoft Live Server using different standards, but have no idea how to solve this. So I went lo-tech and manually copied and pasted the code into Movable Type.

As an unexpected add-on, I chose to install the optional Windows Live Toolbar. Pop-up blocker, tabbed browsing, one-click feed subscriptions: I knew Microsoft had been playing catch-up with Mozilla-based browsers with the Vista release, but had not idea I could benefit from it in clunky old IE6.

In conclusion, I do not think I will use the writer as yet; perhaps towards the end or after the beta period. And I must set aside a weekend, ignore the fear and upgrade to the current Movable Type release.

As for the Live Toolbar, tabs are good but not when they keep crashing on you. Ditto above. Also, there are a couple of goodies that Flock has got me used to and that I am not prepared to give up as yet, namely favourites management and photo uploading interface.

love is… ignoring the food your man hates

Tuesday 15 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

Celery stalks
Over three and a half years ago, I decided to cook a Valentine Day dinner for Dr B.

We had just met and I was very keen to show him that I can cook and nurture like a true Italian. Little did he know that a short while afterwards I would show my true nature and feed him salad and grilled meat. Day in and day out.

Before planning my menu (which incidentally I still remember included spinach and sweetcorn lasagna, parma ham and a home-made tiramisú), I asked him if there was anything he could, should or would not eat, and he replied:

…The only thing i can't stand is celery. Not keen on seafood other than white fish. Just gone out and got champagne. Speak later x

13 Feb 2003 at 02:31PM

I knew that keeping a note of all the text messages we exchanged and posting them on a private website was going to be useful one day, for future reference. Or blackmail.

Last night I grabbed some celery on the way home from work and worked it into my large nightly mixed salad for extra crunchiness (read: to avoid wolfing it down in no time).

Then, when I went to make a note of my dinner, my world domination spreadsheet told me I have not had any celery in over a year. That came as a surprise to me because I love celery. It used to be my main snack, morning afternoon and night, dipped in fat free yogurt.

To be fair, when I say that I love celery, what I probably mean is I like the fact that it provides only 14 calories per 100 grams, and the comforting illusion that it probably takes more calories to chew, strip of nutritionally irrelevant cellulose and digest celery it that those you take in.

Celery icecream, anyone?

links for 2006-08-12

Saturday 12 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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links for 2006-08-10

Thursday 10 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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Economics for six-year-olds

Tuesday 8 August 2006 / uncategorized / Comments Off

A pile of pound coins

One Sunday not very long ago I showed up at my gym at five to nine in the morning and found it closed.

Little did I know that my gym is open 24 hours a day only five days a week and not seven as I thought. Yes, I know, who would want to work out at 2AM? I'll have to go and check next time I'm in town that late mid-week.

So I had an hour to kill and I sat down for breakfast in a café nearby, where I overheard the following conversation:

Chirpy Italian six-year-old tourist: 'Daddy – what money did they have here before pounds?' (probably after hearing all his life how Liras were better and how pretty much everyone in Italy got screwed by the Euro).

Bitter Italian daddy tourist: 'They always had the pound here. The pound is strong. They did not want to give it up. They're not stupid. I would have done the same.'

links for 2006-08-07

Monday 7 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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links for 2006-08-05

Saturday 5 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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links for 2006-08-04

Friday 4 August 2006 / links / Comments Off

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