George Galloway MP is in the Celebrity Big Brother UK house
Just my luck.
I emigrate from Italy largely on grounds of shame to be associated with a country that is run by an offensive joke-cracking baboon, only to settle in a London borough that is represented by an MP who is currently taking part in Big Brother.
Watch out for next week's Celebrity Stars in their Eyes special with Queen Elizabeth II:
'Tonight, Cat, one is going to be…'
[drum roll]
'Madonna!'
[smoke effects]
'Tick tick tock it's a quarter to two
And one's done
One's hanging up on you'