You know your life is lacking the lustre it once had…
…when you get all excited if Tesco replaces the contents of the bag of fun-size (translation from marketeese: 'small') apples you go through every week (from striped yellow-reddish South African Galas to shiny deep red USA Empire).
Thank goodness for the upcoming bank holiday. Very tempted to ditch my half-hearted DIY plans, get a fifty quid platinum weekend pass for the White Party Weekend instead and party-partee-partay.
Unless I succeed in stocking up with the rare Tesco Healthy Eating Red Berries Fat Free Fromage Frais (quite a mouthful that one, in more than one way).