Tanya Turner Laslett Who
Currently next to each other, sharing the tape that permanently sits in the VCR at home (ready and positioned for unplanned last-minute recording): Doctor Who and Footballers' Wives. Side by side. The combination does feel slightly wrong, doesn't it?
Although, on second thoughts, imagining the Doctor strutting around trying to save the world(s) with Tanya Turner as a sidekick would be absolutely brilliant. Sonic screwdriver? Naaah, just use one of Tanya's three-inch long impeccably varnished talons, Doctor. Just make sure you wipe the leftover coke off it first, love.