I am eagerly waiting for 'taches to come back fashion
Did you know…?
Pogonophobia is a fear of beards.
Wispybaldpatchfrustratia is a total incapacity to grow a full beard. Alright, I've made that one up.
I hate shaving. Hate it hateit hateit.
Cunningly finding a way to shave a smaller area, I pioneered the goatee in back in 1991, and thought it was good, and stuck to it. Then everybody and their hairy mothers (this was Italy) followed suit, and I recently got bored with it.
The logical step towards even less shaving was, of course, growing a beard. Unfortunately, I have pathetic facial hair. When I shave, I develop a five o'clock shadow at five past ten (AM) with two large bald patches on my cheeks. See for yourselves.
After four months of trimming-not-shaving I have decided to give up trying unsuccessfully for the daddy look, and to shave it back into the familiar goatee, amidst oohs and aahs from a very pleased Dr B, I am certain.
It's just that I know It won't last. Uneven wisps they might be, but not shaving for weeks on end is simply too handy for a low-maintenance guy like me.