bugs
Why is it that, after a week marked by an uncharacteristically low Lola's count*, I get to sniffle and cough with a cold? I thought staying in was meant to be good for the immune system.
And, as a reminder for future ailments, taking two non-drowsy Sudafed capsules before going to bed is rather stupid, even if they are brought to you by the very same makers of manhood-enhancing blue pills advertised by a football legend: 'non-drowsy' rather predictably means 'laced with caffeine'. Thank goodness for the Trisha repeat at 1.45 AM that knocked me unconscious.
*The number of excited dashes to the dance floor upon hearing the first bars of Lola's theme in a club.