- If you are queuing to enter a club and you notice Rupert Everett is next to you, you are probably in the wrong queue.
- Smile and act dumb, say aloud: 'Oh, I so wish they sorted out this queues business and stopped swapping them over each week'.
- Flutter your mascara like a butterfly (thanks Girls).
- Graciously accept your guest-listed neighbours' invitation to enter the club with them.
- Always remember: you do not have to put out out of gratitude. A simple and sincere 'Thank you' will suffice.
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Friday 20 August 2004 at 3:12 pm
I'll have to remember the "don't have to put out out of gratitude part."