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I shall exceptionally break my self-inflicted ban from blogging from work, as today's BBC caption competition strikes a chord with the object of my derision (the dwarf on the left, although one is spoilt for choice in this picture):
Click on the image to go to the BBC News website and unleash your imagination. Go on, you know you want to.

Saturday 21 August 2004 at 1:36 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/3583758.stm