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Things to do if your boyfriend appreciates the Harry Potter saga and you've just seen the first two movies and decided it's not your cup of tea:

  • read the books: you'd be pleasantly surprised at how enjoyable they are;
  • treat your boyfriend to a screening of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban at the IMAX, the largest screen in the UK: the price of tickets acts as a deterrent to families to bring their kids along and you will enjoy a brat-free viewing.

Things not to do if your boyfriend appreciates Harry Potter and you etc. etc.:

  • suggest to have a look at disc 2 of the DVD version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: if those nineteen scenes did not make the final cut there must have been a reason, and the reason is yawn. Moreover, half an hour browsing through the shelves in Dumbledore's office might not be everybody's idea of fun;
  • treat your boyfriend to a screening of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban at the IMAX, the largest screen in the UK: the actors are now British teenagers with less than perfect complexions that do not put up too well with being magnified thirty-seven times the size of a normal movie theatre screen.

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