size
Yesterday lunchtime. Darius* to personal trainer: "I'd like to be bigger here (points at pecs) and slimmer here (waist). And a lot bigger here (points at biceps) and a little bit bigger here (triceps).
Rest of the gym: "Don't we all, darling, don't we all…" * Well I think it was him. I am crap at recognising celebs, but he looked familiar and the whole gym was staring at him.