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Met a friend's friend at the RVT. Pretty face. Started talking of the usual gay things: clubs, Gaydar, Kath & Kim.
Conversation inevitably slided into K&K quote mode:[The following was exchanged with a pretend Aussie accent - which in my case comes out inexplicably as a twang reminiscent of the suburbs of Bombay]
Dr B. - "Mam? Do we want a threw for our carch?"
[All three laugh]
Me - "These days all you need is just a thin veneer of monogamy, not the real thing."
[All three laugh]
Pretty face - "I decided I want to lose weight the sensible way: cigarettes and diet pills."
[...]
Dr B. - You mean "laxatives and smokes".
Pretty face - Yeah, whatever.
Just a pretty face, then.