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From the Secret Diaries of Liza Minnelli (unauthorized):
"I remember lying there in the hospital recovering from the insertion of one of my new hips, chatting with the Pet Shop Boys, who had produced my latest album. "Boys," I said, "you're young, you're talented, you're hot! Now get out there and knock 'em dead!" And as I tried to high-five the cute one, he fell onto the floor and shattered into a thousand pieces. And the other boys just sat there in their pots staring at me in those ridiculous carnation hats while the nurses watered them. Cute boys, but boring as hell!"
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