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Mr Silvio "no matter what I say, I can always excuse myself saying that I meant it as a joke" Berlusconi has not been seen around for a couple of weeks.
People were starting to fear an episode of ill-health à la Blair. Yesterday his surgeon (who is at the same time mayor of a town, and member of Berlusconi's political party - aren't Italians industrious and indefatigable?) announced that the Italian prime minister has had"a little bit of cosmetic surgery around the eyes [...] don't ask me anything more because these are private matters."
Frontal lobotomy? One can only hope.
Friday 16 January 2004 at 2:59 pm
well, I guess he's disappeared for the cancer.
whatever, why do you care? you're in UK!
(i'm kidding, don't shoot me!)