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Just finished watching the rugby world cup final, hoping so far in vain for interviews in the changing rooms (what, did you seriously think I was interested in the match itself?).

An ad for Travelex, "the foreign exchange specialist", sponsor of the world cup, comes up.

Dr Bitful (raising pretend telephone to ear): "Hello, Travelex? I've got [...]

For a few months now I've downloaded every single file that I could find on mp3sfinder.com - without distinction, eagerly anticipated singles and unknown artists alike.

The latest addition makes me hesitate though. I'm Your Man by Shane Ritchie (Alfie Moon in EastEnders).

No way.

I have been abducted by aliens and the outer shell of my former body is now inhabited by a cheerful replicant. Only thus can I explain why I found myself whistling - WHISTLING!!! - while sweeping the café floor at 6:04am today.

Go figure.

Club review in last Saturday's Guardian weekly Guide:

"The Egg [...] starts at 4.30am [...] most of them have come straight out rather than falling through the doors after a grand night in the sauce. Imagine it! Set your alarm for 3.30am, and try getting up and having a shower, ahead of a few hours on [...]

"My favourite baby's names are Enema, for a girl, and Lupus, if it's a boy."

(Kath & Kim - series two, episode two - airing tomorrow night on FTN)

If you do not ming having a random word tattooed on you, get in touch with writer Shelley Jackson, who still needs another thousand volunteers for her short story "Skin".

You can choose the body part but not the word. I'd love to meet the man who was given "in" and decided to have it on [...]

Sorry folks. You have to live in the UK (the real one, not Richard Curtis' Britain), or at least have watched a handful of episodes of EastEnders to fully appreciate the picture on the right.

[via Dr Bitful]

Richard Curtis' Britain: a magical place where it snows consistently for most of the winter, love is all around [...]

I go on and on about my failing health and nobody gives a toss. I dare mention that the pop princess might have lost her tiara and the comments flood in. Nice.

I'm much better anyway. Something unexpected and beautiful is happening. After hating my job with all the strength my body and mind could muster, [...]

If I told you I saw a man with dyed two-tone blonde hair, wearing black trousers with pink stitching, a lilac net short-sleeved t-shirt, a lilac vinyl vest with pink stitching and a big silver ring attached, another silver curtain ring on a silver string around his neck - topped off with a silver hoop [...]

I've tried and tried to listen to Body Language (Kylie's latest) from beginning to end, but I could not stop myself from skipping mid-song in the vain hope that the next will be, how can I put this, good.

Unless a miracle is performed along the line, in the form of a mix by Fischerspooner, or [...]

Grouphug.us: "the idea is for anyone to anonymously confess to anything." Such as

i work in a restaurant and my hobby at home is masturbation… i save my semen in water balloons and put a little on every dinner i serve to anyone; it's my way of insuring excellent PERSONAL customer service.. is this wrong?

I swear [...]

It's Wednesday. It's the beginning of the month again. My balls are shaved just in case, and I'm wearing black underwear to minimize the risk of skidmarks and/or unsightly yellowish stains.

After all, what better present than a stripping friend would one want for one's birthday?

I'll probably change my mind several times between now and tonight, [...]

Be afraid. Be very afraid - there's a rented car out there with my name on it

Dr B. had to rent a car to commute to work, and he added my name on the contract as a monthiversary present, for me to practice driving on the left. I mean, to practice right-hand driving, as opposed [...]

Power cuts in the US and Canada, the UK (London, Liverpool, Brighton et al), Denmark and Sweden, and Italy.

And the Sun keeps sputtering at us.

And now there's an openly - omigod - GAY bishop! (go Gene go).

I tell you: it's the end of the world - and there shall be no power to blog about [...]

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