I think my favourite adult entertainer (who, despite having branched out into fiction and poetry, is definitely not my favourite writer) was queueing up behind me (mmh, lovely image that one) at M&S when I stopped to buy some water last night on my way home.
Actually, I'm not too sure it was him. There would have been a way to find out, but I'm too shy and I did not fancy spending the night at the nearest police station.
I did not even turn around to see what he was buying. And, once I was outside the shop, I could not possibly linger and turn around to see if he was checking me out.
He didn't.
Must not forget to ask Dr B. to produce each a list of 5 celebs we're allowed to sleep with, given the opportunity.
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Friday 8 August 2003 at 10:35 am
Who' the fuck is Aiden?
Friday 8 August 2003 at 10:54 am
Marcus, you big porn star encyclopedia, you disappoint me.
Descent? The Backroom? No?
Perhaps Aiden was way before your time then.
Monday 11 August 2003 at 1:16 pm
Friend of an ex-friend paid to have sex with Mr. Shaw, and said it was a massive disappointment…
Tuesday 12 August 2003 at 12:01 am
I know two bloggers who've had sex with him, unpaid…
Wednesday 13 August 2003 at 8:42 pm
Tragically, I knew who you meant, just from the tattoo. Should I get out more? I know a friend of a friend of a….oh, damn, it's the same person Mike has mentioned. And as for the celeb shag list - excellent! Will now go away and think about it…