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Escort Bingo: game for two or more players, each holding one of the back pages of Boyz magazine (those with the adverts for, erm, escorts.

The game takes place on Hampstead Heath next to the men-only bathing pond, on a sunny mid-week afternoon, when everybody (except the unemployed and the above mentioned escorts) is somewhere else working.

The goal of the game is to spot as many escorts as possible around you, and tick them off your page. The first player who gets four in a row (horizontally, vertically or diagonally) wins.

It is not permitted to use one's mobile phone and call the numbers on one's page to see if nearby phones start ringing.

The winner is crowned champion of champions if, after getting four in a row, he or she manages to chat the actual escorts up and talk them into arranging themselves in a row. Horizontally, vertically or diagonally. The lure of remuneration is not permitted. The champion of champions does not subsequently proceed to take part in Grand Slam.

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