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LONDON MOB ##1
"SOFA SO GOOD"
WELCOME TO THE FIRST UK FLASH MOB. YOU WILL FIND
THE LOCATION IN TOTTENHAM ST.
IT IS SITUATED BETWEEN WHITFIELD ST & TOTTENHAM COURT ROAD
BE AT THE SOFAS-UK SHOP BY 630PM PRECISELY.
1. NO DRINKING/SMOKING/EATING IN THE SHOP
2. THE LETTER 'O' FOR THE DURATION OF THIS
FLASHMOB HAS BEEN CANCELLED. YOU MUST BEHAVE
AS IF THE LETTER 'O' HAD NEVER EXISTED AND
OMIT IT FROM EVERY WORD YOU USE.
3. ARRIVE PRECISELY AT THE ABOVE ADDRESS AT 630
4. AT 633 TEXT A FRIEND WITH THE MESSAGE
"CALL ME". WHEN THEY CALL TELL THEM THAT YOU
ARE AT THE FLASH MOB ##1 IN LONDON.
5. LOOK AT A SOFA, VIEW THEM WITH THE REVERENCE
AND AWE THAT ONE SHOULD HAVE FOR SOFT FURNITURE
& SPEAK THE WORDS, "OH WOW, WHAT A SOFA"
6. ALWAYS OBSERVE RULE 2.
7. DISPERSE PROMPTLY AT 640 AND LEAVE THE AREA
SAY GOODBYE TO A PERSON YOU DO NOT KNOW
& RETURN TO YOUR LIFE & WAIT FOR MOB ##2
(DO NOT USE GOODGE ST. TUBE, IT IS BUSY ENOUGH)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CUSTOM
Dr B. and I went to the first London Flash Mob earlier tonight. Full report from Diamond Geezer, and BBC news article. I'll just say that it felt like being in a gang of kids pulling an innocent practical joke. It's great being silly from time to time.