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tips

"Always match your earrings to your shoes: you never know when the two might meet."

(Daniel Hopwood, on Tuesday night's Britain's Best Home programme, in defense of a house where everything was in matching shades of green)

2 Responses to “tips”

  1. mike Says:

    I secretly quite fancy Daniel Hopwood. That's wrong, isn't it?

    And good golly, there's a photo of him on his site with A WOMAN AND A BABY. Does not compute!

  2. Nigel Says:

    And another tip I've followed religiously down the years. When going out, always squirt some eau de cologne behind your knees. Just in case you get lucky. . .