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Dr B. - Hallo?
Me - Hi, it's me.
Dr B. - Oh, hello me!
Me - Do you want to watch Cheryl Baker break her ankle?
Dr B. - What? Sure, why not.
Me - Put on ITV then - I read somewhere that she is going to be thrown off a plane for charity, and fracture her ankle while landing.
Dr B. - What?
Me - There she goes… ouch! That must hurt.
Dr B. - Lovely. Thanks for that.
Just when you thought that it was safe to switch your telly back on… Drop the Celebrity.