poo
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you"
Winnie the Pooh
…which means you should therefore wish your partner to witness your death and go through the loss / grief / coping, instead of you. Nice.
Selfish bastard bear. The world of cute is not what it used to be. First Troubled Diva is trapped in Care Bear Hell, now this. Whatever next?