bitful

Boots Alternatives Snoring Remedy: "Effective in reducing snoring for 4 out of 5 users". I must be user #5. At least it gives me a lovely fresh eucalyptus breath.

Snoreeze Instant Snoring Relief: "Effective in 9/10 cases". I'm in the remaining 10% for whom its impressive Advanced Liposome Formula does zilch.

BreatheRight Nasal Strips: "…Reduces Snoring". Or not, in my case. Guaranteed to make you look like a twat though.

I must give credit to these products, for they do seem to effectivly reduce snoring: I used to sound like the Concorde (R.I.P.) breaking the sound barrier, not I am told my snoring is more like a pneumatic drill.

Dr Bitful now wants me to undergo surgery so that sleeping with me is going to be a more pleasurable experience. I could have a French doctor gently shave my uvula with a laser beam (these people are raving about it), but my man seems to fantasize about a more radical adenoid removal.

Unfortunately, "love me, love my snoring" is not an option.

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