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I am definitely not in touch any longer with "the vibe". How else could I have been ignoring the buzz regarding the launch of new boy-band Phixx, made up of the male Popstars: the Rivals losers?

Their first single is set to be a cover of Prince hit Gett (sic) Off. Exciting.

Lovely Mikey, who provoked many a swoon on these pages and created quite a stir in Chig's comment box six months ago, is dating Sarah from Girls Aloud. He even moved in with her. Aawww.

Apparently Girls Aloud manager Louis Walsh is not happy with the liaison, for Mikey is after all a loser. Tragedy.

Meanwhile, the UK's best quality biggest selling newspaper is campaigning to save One True Voice from popstar oblivion. 'Nuff said.

Meanwhile, One True Voice is making sure that it will be dumped soon by releasing embarassing crap with lyrics such as "If I had Shakespeare's way with words / I would write a sonnet / put your name upon it". The Bard must be stirring in his grave.

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