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Feeling poorly this morning. Must be the pint of vodka and lemonade (seven parts vodka, two parts diet lemonade, one part month-old stale water that was left in the bottle) I had to quickly down yesterday when I realized that the water bottle I had smuggled it in was different from the water they now sell at the RVT. Add a few pints of lager on top of that, shake (not stir) on dancefloor, trot home, raid fridge, crash on bed, wake up at five dehydrated.
Feeling poorly then, and watching daytime television for the first time in months. Very educational. Learnt that a dustbin lid is being sent to Mars tonight, Posh and Becks deny they are set to conquer America, Trasha is everywhere plugging her family survival guidebook, one of the laziest men in Britain even asks his wife to switch TV channels for him, Atkins-friendly Splenda is finally launched in the UK, thousands more pictures were seized on the site of the desecration of a woman's body covered with rashers of bacon, the Queen is holding a tea party for 500 underprivileged children this afternoon to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of her coronation, and today is tax freedom day. And Richard Chamberlain has revealed he is gay. No, really? Who'd have imagined that, eh? What a coincidence that his new book comes out tomorrow too.