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This year I have managed to accomplish the tricky feat of avoiding watching or reading / hearing about Big Brother for the whole of its first week. (apart from sleeping through the Channel Four tape from the whole opening night, which left me with the impression that this year in "the house" there are 35 contestants, Graham
Nevertheless, I hear from Diamond Geezer that someone is probably being evicted tonight on grounds of being too brainy for the average viewer's abysmal ignorance.
Should you want to vote, here's a little test to help you make up your mind:

If you don't get the above Geezer-style joke, you may go ahead and vote Mr Brainy out.
Friday 30 May 2003 at 6:44 am
Jon may be the only housemate to understand trigonometry, but the other 11 certainly know all about 'sin' and 'tan'