bitful

After last week's tearful visit to the Sexual Health Clinic From Hell, I'd booked an additional test at the Victoria Clinic, as recommended by Dr Bitful in the first place (but no, I had to do things my way and find out the hard way).

To avoid feeling like some sort of priapic low-life scum like [...]

Baby Jesus! I said I wanted a statue of baby Jesus! (Apologies for those of you who might not be familiar with Kath & Kim)

Imagine this statue (click on thumbnail for full view) of "baby cheeses" standing in a dangerously wonky way on top of a small cake, surrounded by lit birthday candles. That way [...]

Stripping my life of useless waste of time - part two
[part one (quit smoking) still in progress]

I'm a freak. I like counting things, not unlike the geez. Some people go hunting, others do crosswords, I count and calculate things. It's my way of relaxing. Unsmoked cigarettes, money, calories, socks.
And internet connections.

Once I moved flats last [...]

Happy 2-month anniversary, Dr Bitful.

You're a hornbag - all the time!

[Art: Sven from Rennes]

I had trouble falling asleep last night, and even when I did, I did not sleep well at all or for very long.

I had gone for a check-up to what I though was a sexual health clinic for gay and bisexual men, and only once I got home I realized I'd got the times [...]

I thought it was an April fool joke. I hoped it was an April fool joke. But no, apparently it's true, the Cheeky Girls are releasing their new single in May. It's called Take Your Shoes Off and you can get your advance copy here.