bitful

I was having a stroll with Anne (my friend visiting from Paris) after seeing Chicago (the movie) with her and Guy (well worth it), when I got a naughty text message from Dr Bitful, asking me to meet him at Expectations for a spot of "adult shopping", and then back to his to try out our new "novelty items".

I briefly told Anne why I had to leave, and I told her how great it feels that after such a long time together we still can't wait to get into each other's pants. She pointed out that I've only been going out with Dr Bitful for under six weeks. I replied that it's an eternity when converted into "straight years".

Has anybody thought of a mathematical formula to convert gay relationship time into its straight equivalent? And what elements should be taken into account, apart from the average length of a gay relationship vs. a straight one?

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