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OK. Let's keep calm here. There's a show on Channel Five called 99 Things To Do Before You're 30. Before you're 30? What's wrong with being, say, 35? Life has just started for your late bloomer here. And anyway, the programme preview features feats such as kick-boxing a pyramid of tins in a supermarket and thrashing a hotel room rockstar-style. If this is what being under 30 means, I'll proudly flaunt my wrinkles thank you very much.