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My nightlife is turning out to be a cheap Jules Verne-inspired porn spoof titled Around the World in 80 Shags, and last night it was "New Zealand: twelve points - la Nouvelle Zélande: douze points". All in the comfort of the swanky 5-star Le Meridien hotel in Piccadilly.
No wonder that when I took the "what kind of porno would you star in" test, the result was "gay/lesbian movie". No, really? How could they possibly know? I even intentionally flunked the "sex swing" question to sidetrack them.
Tuesday 8 October 2002 at 2:28 am
Hmmm, surely not… Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho. Chances are, you're a walking STD. Go get tested.
Tuesday 8 October 2002 at 3:25 am
Hmmm. Another exhibitionist movie here. Maybe Marcus and I could co-star.
Tuesday 8 October 2002 at 3:27 am
I was an S+M bondage film. Nope. No. Definitely not.
Tuesday 8 October 2002 at 3:44 am
Then why do you always want me to call you SIr, David?
Tuesday 8 October 2002 at 6:35 am
Guys, guys, guys, GUYS! Next time you want to share your results, please start by "I took the test and my result was…" - For a minute I thought all your wrote was directed at me! ;-)
Tuesday 8 October 2002 at 12:21 pm
Exhibitionist movie! You'd get off on letting ANYONE and EVERYONE watch you have sex…even small children, you sick sonofabitch! Kinky is your middle name. That''s not me??