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I just Googled a marketing agency that has contacted me for a job, as I normally do to find out more about potential employers, and I actually found out much more than I was searching for! Apparently one of their staff registered at Informed Consent, and one of the results was his personal page offering his services as a slave looking for a mistress or mistresses in London, including his work email address and some information about the company he works in.
You can't possibly be that careless/idiot, this has to be a joke somebody played on him. But just in case, I really really want to get an interview with the agency, just to have a good look around the office to see if anyone fits that description. (I still don't know how I am going to find out if someone is wearing a butt plug under his formal pinstripe City suit - any suggestions?)