uncategorized
stab
Stuff my friends told me recently:
Friend #1: I recently read this quote attributed to Dorothy Parker: "You know, she speaks eighteen languages. And she can't say `No' in any of them." – and I immediately thought of you.
Friend #2: It can't possibly be you in this photo: he is slimmer, toned and has a defined upper body.
Friend #3: Hanging out with you I noticed that you don't go for one particular type, look or age group in men you fancy; it's basically anything with a pulse and a willy.
Would anyone care to buy three recently acquired, extremely honest, slightly used friends?
3,99 GBP ono. No instructions manual. One of them needs a continental plug.
Tuesday 20 August 2002 at 3:44 AM
Will the friend that needs the continental plug run on batteries too?
Wednesday 21 August 2002 at 7:40 AM
He does when he goes out, but his batteries are quite expensive – he is a high maintenance guy.
Wednesday 21 August 2002 at 8:32 AM
are they rechargable?
Wednesday 21 August 2002 at 11:36 AM
nope. he swallows them, jiggers for a couple of hours and then needs more