bitful

Stuff my friends told me recently:

Friend #1: I recently read this quote attributed to Dorothy Parker: "You know, she speaks eighteen languages. And she can't say `No' in any of them." - and I immediately thought of you.

Friend #2: It can't possibly be you in this photo: he is slimmer, toned and has a defined upper body.

Friend #3: Hanging out with you I noticed that you don't go for one particular type, look or age group in men you fancy; it's basically anything with a pulse and a willy.

Would anyone care to buy three recently acquired, extremely honest, slightly used friends?
3,99 GBP ono. No instructions manual. One of them needs a continental plug.

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