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Some bloggers get to be in the Guardian, others end up in Boyz. I guess one gets what one deserves.
Actually, it might not be very wise to advertise this here, as I've just found out about it via Marcus, and I haven't got my hands on the paper yet.
Do I look good? Where was the photo taken? Was I sucking my tummy in? Does it involve acres of leather and several youths suctioned to my nipples? And it is a photo, isn't it? Not just a mug shot with the caption Beware: this man's ex-boyfriends all agree he can seriously screw up your life!