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You: 6ft, piercing blue eyes and a pierced eyebrow, wearing combat shorts and a pale blue t-shirt. Me: 6ft, brown eyes, jeans and a striped sleeveless t-shirt. We both went for the same bottle of skimmed milk at Tescos in Brixton this morning - I kindly left it to you and could not utter a word. I regret it now, so if you happen to read this (fat chance, I know), get in touch.
Oh, and if you weren't at Tescos today but you still fit the description, you can always say hallo.