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suck

This is starting to sound a bit like "Bitful's Arts Week", for I seem to concentrate on catching up with everything I've missed recently.
So, Spider-Man - the movie yesterday. Not impressed. At all. I expected it to be much, much more spectacular, with an convoluted storyline and a proper evil villain. None of that for me unfortunately. Tobey Maguire OK, lovely blue eyes with a tendency to gush out copious tears a bit too unconvincingly for my tastes. And Kirsten Dunst, well she's going to have a hard time with me trying to get out of her role as bloodsucking toddler Claudia in Interview With A Vampire. I'm afraid that image has spoiled what I've heard is the sexiest scene in the movie, namely the upside-down kiss with her half-unmasked hero, as I was secretly hoping Kirsten would unexpectedly grow those fangs back.

2 Responses to “suck”

  1. janne Says:

    So it's not even worth seeing for Tobey's new body?? Shame…

  2. Luca Says:

    I know, that's too bad but believe me, it's all in the trailer already (when Peter Parker wakes up after growing "the bod" literally overnight). He's spandex-clad in the rest of the movie, and for all I know those pecs may very well be computer generated.