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Just spoke to charming telephone operator with deep voice and sexy Scottish accent (I am quite partial to just a hint of a warm intonation from up north). I was completing my application for online banking and this man (Mark? Carl? of course I can't remember his name) was asking me personal questions just to prove my identity, and it all felt quite intimate. I was expecting (hoping?) the conversation to slide along the lines of "One more question sir, in order for me to process your application successfully I will need to know if you are a top or a bottom please", but then I remembered this and kept it all very professional. I suppose I'll call my bank frequently from now on - it's toll-free anyway.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, July 3rd, 2002 at 1:16 pm and is filed under uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

3 Responses to “north”

  1. Jonathan Says:

    Wednesday 3 July 2002 at 5:01 am

    So come on. Which is it? Top or bottom? :-)

  2. Luca Says:

    Thursday 4 July 2002 at 9:41 am

    I'll tell you if you offer me a free platinum american master visa card. In Scottish.

  3. Chig Says:

    Friday 5 July 2002 at 8:10 am

    Ah, but he'll be from the 'applications' department, not the general day-to-day enquiries department, so you'll probably never hear him again. Sadly.