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Squirrels and birds and foxes, I can handle them. Then, I was out in our garden smoking and I stepped on something that made a cracking sound, looked down and saw a dozen snails. Fine, no problem. But burgling monkeys? Is London a bloody zoo? What next? Drug-peddling armadillos? Joy-riding iguanas? Hustling komodo dragons? I wouldn't be a bit surprised.